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1st meme of the year.

arjei's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)



Started : 31st December 2006 10:17:55 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 12:55:39 PM
Alco Money! : $ 413

Guests of Honour

kungfufooey is a good-natured Buddhist and a borderline alcoholic. kungfufooey drank 4 Pulques.
mechacrash is an enlivening Atheist and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. mechacrash drank 20 Absinthes.
tiasian is a compulsive Hindu. tiasian drank 14 Vodkas, 1 Absinthe, 1 Irish Cream.
kalciane is a bewildered Hindu and a newbie boozer who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa. kalciane drank 7 Tequilas.
arex is a repugnant Muslim. arex drank 10 Pulques.
spoffy is an obnoxious Liberal Christian and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic who consistently mumbles profanities into the ears of old biddies on long haul flights. spoffy drank 1 Sambucca.
karou_doji is an erratic Buddhist and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns. karou_doji drank 15 Aligator Bites.
tonberrykingiv is a vile Fundementalist Christian and a borderline alcoholic. tonberrykingiv decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
kompy is a happy-go-lucky Wiccan and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. kompy drank 4 Tequilas, 1 Coffee Liqueur, 9 Tequilas, 1 Stout, 1 Whiskey.
supaida is a damnable Fundementalist Christian who would sell their soul for one night of passion with Hitler. supaida decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
colley is a jovial Wiccan. colley drank 8 Pilsners.
sol_halo is a demonic Hindu as well as a part-time heavy drinker. sol_halo drank 3 Pilsners, 3 Aftershocks.
arjei is a despicable Muslim. arjei drank 3 Lagers, 10 Pilsners.

Sick!

Well it must have been a good party! A total of 5 people barfed everywhere including mechacrash, tiasian, kalciane, kompy, arjei.

Fights

'I know your sort colley, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' colley jumped up before tonberrykingiv could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.

arjei's party ended in disaster after mechacrash suggested that supaida fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.

Lovers

And the cat is finally out of the bag! tiasian and spoffy have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.

The Drunkest

Dear God mechacrash! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!

Random Events

tiasian booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made arjei choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.

Oh the powers of persusasion! karou_doji managed to convince a less than sober arjei that the milkman had run away with their dentures. arjei began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


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arjei's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 17% Politically Correct!)



Started : 31st December 2005 09:07:58 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 09:48:15 AM
Alco Money! : $ 511

Guests of Honour

hcuz is a boring Wiccan and a borderline alcoholic. hcuz drank 4 Sambuccas, 1 Irish Cream.
pantherwill is a powerless Wiccan. pantherwill drank 15 Aftershocks, 2 Ales.
goggle_kid is an unhappy Muslim and is as anti-alcohol as they come. goggle_kid drank 10 Poteens, 3 Vermouths, 1 Stout.
robomatic is a horrid Buddhist who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. robomatic drank 6 Pilsners, 1 Poteen, 1 Cider, 3 Vermouths.
kouaidou is a radiant Taoist. kouaidou decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
damienk is a chirpy Atheist. damienk drank 3 Mint Juleps, 3 Aligator Bites.
akodox is an overwrought Agnostic who creates decripit oil paintings of male genetalia before auctioning them off to Famine Relief akodox drank 8 Brandys, 11 Pulques.
drth is a crestfallen Wiccan and is usually the last person standing at the bar. drth drank 4 Rums, 3 Stouts, 9 Red Wines, 1 Goldschlager, 1 Champagne.
udx is a low-spirited Atheist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. udx drank 1 Poteen, 2 Irish Creams, 4 Coffee Liqueurs.
flashneko is an insecure Buddhist. flashneko drank 14 Goldschlagers.
brownkitty is an overwrought Fundementalist Christian who enjoys farting rapturously during funeral services. brownkitty decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
arjei is an abhorrent Atheist. arjei drank 2 Absinthes, 1 Everclear, 6 White Wines.
newaz is an insecure Buddhist. newaz drank 4 Gins, 1 Cider, 2 Irish Creams, 3 Cosmopolitans.

Sick!

Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to pantherwill, goggle_kid, robomatic, damienk, akodox, drth, udx, flashneko.

Fights

pantherwill reportedly attempted to bite brownkitty out of pure frustration after the Fundemental Christian had mentioned Jesus for the 1256th time in the night.

brownkitty was removed from the party at around 09:01:11 AM for attempting to nail damienk's hands and feet to arjei's bed. brownkitty fervently denied that the act was part of 'A kinky sex act for Christ gone wrong'

Lovers

And the cat is finally out of the bag! goggle_kid and akodox have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.

The Drunkest

Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass pantherwill! Stop it!

Random Events

brownkitty was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.

newaz and pantherwill thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down brownkitty's
underpants. brownkitty now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.

Oh the powers of persusasion! damienk managed to convince a less than sober newaz that the milkman had run away with their dentures. newaz began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






Your Hero God Loves Coke.






I ran through the test a couple of times. Here are some of the odd ones that have come up that've made me giggle just a bit.

arjei was expelled from the house at 06 PM for taking a piss in a fishtank.
(... How in the fuck do I get kicked out of my party at my place for taking apiss in my fishtank?)

quasipenfold new livejournal handle is quasipenfold_is_a_rotten_old_drunk.

In what can only be described as a historic revelation, afeldspar informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix
(... I can see that.)

During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble taxilnecrobane told chaoscheebs to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.

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