My co-worker asks how old she was, (God knows why) and I say she was only a couple of months older than me.
My co-worker goes: "Wow, she's old."
Dead silence in the store. 30 seconds later, he starts busting up and I'm getting the rubber bands to start shooting at him.
This has happened before, at USAR drill. Some of the others were looking at my driver license, saying that "26? You're old."
When did 26 become "old"? >/