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Guess who spent time in the cooler at work again. - RJ's LJ - WTF is my way of life.
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Guess who spent time in the cooler at work again.
What if all of us were just a program on some god's computer. After the apocalypse, inside the gods IRC room.

<God> ... Ah dammit. >_<
<Zeus> wat is it man ?
<God> A thing of mine just CRASHED HARD and it was very important.
<Zeus> what wsa it?
<God> That 'Human' project I was working on for the last who knows how lomg.
<God> Long.
<odin> What pop up?
<God> Ummm, fuck, hold on.
<Jupiter> <God> Fuck, why did I give them free will? The made blue Pepsi! WHY?!?!
<God> Hey, BP's good shit. :P
<Jupiter> Syas you. :P
<God> Bah. Anyways, this came up:
<God> A FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURRED IN EARTH:/HUMANS.EXE THIS PROGRAM WILL BE TERMINATED. PLEASE RESTART.
<God> And I didn't save, so everything's GONE.
<Ometeotl> weel , that was stupid.
<God> THANK YOU, I BELIEVED I FIGURED THAT OUT.
<God> Sorry, I'm a little pissed. Been working on this for too long.
* Satan (Horneyluvstud@666-isp-hell.com) has joined #deities
<Satan> Hey.
<Satan> ne1 wanna cyber. >D
<Zeus> just g-mans k-line
* Satan has been kicked by God (And lo, the llth commandment is thou shall not annoy the Almighty in his chat room, byatch.)
<God> And I thought I perma-banned his ass. >_<
<Bob>Satan w0rk5 in mistei0u5 w@yz
<God> ... Fuck you man, that's my shtick. :P
<God> Though now I feel somewhat bette
<God> better.
<Zeus> I tought tat the 11th waz thou shall not bogard the beer from God.
<odin> hehehe.
<God> No, that's the 13th. Right after thou shall not keep PR0N from God.
<Allah> <God> GIVE ME PORN PUNY MORTALS OR I SHALL SMITE THY ASS.
<Zeus> hey, wrok on the dinasours
<God> No, they hide the booze. You don't do that with me.
<God> THEY NEEDED TO BE DESTROYED.
<God> :P
<odin> Grah, beer beer, no beer for god... wtf is that? *crunch*
<Jupiter> Heh.
* God (Whos_Yer_Deity@1135.65-heaven.org) Quit (Read error 104: (Connection reset by peer))
<Zeus> Not a good dya for him.
<Bob> He was killed by the only person who can kick each an everyone's ass here individually AND all at once and have you like it.
<odin> ... E. Honda?
<Allah> TO E HONDA!
<Bob> Besides him. Good old Peer.
<Ometeotl> I heard once thouh that E Honda tought Peer just how to do that... but not everything
<Allah> TO E HONDA!
* Almighy_Pissed (Whos_Yer_Deity@1135.65-heaven.org) has joined #deities
<Almighy_Pissed> GrahdlegohnFUCK.
<Almighy_Pissed> I will find this Peer. Then I will kick him in his nads.
<Ometeotl> He's probably an atheist. :)
<Jupiter> Can't do nothing if he don't believe in you. :P
<Almighy_Pissed> He'll believe in me when my boot's up his ass.
<odin> He'd probably denied it happand. Then kick your ass. :P
<odin> It is Peer.
<Almighy_Pissed> Bah. Anyways, I'm gonna get. I need to restart my project *again*.
<Almighy_Pissed> Laters all
<odin> seeyas g.
<Bob> Bye man. *Grope* ^-^
<Jupiter> Bye God
Almighy_Pissed (Whos_Yer_Deity@1135.65-heaven.org) Quit (I put the bling bling in your ching ching.)


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Sounds: R.E.M. - "It's The End Of The World As We Know It "

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eibii From: eibii Date: September 13th, 2002 03:18 am (UTC) (Link)
I love you.
sircrowbar From: sircrowbar Date: September 13th, 2002 04:39 am (UTC) (Link)
I'll keep this as short as possible: You rock, dude.
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arjei From: arjei Date: September 13th, 2002 12:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
It just proves that my friends have a very profound effect on me.

Odd, sometimes scary, but profound. :P
dragonscholar From: dragonscholar Date: September 13th, 2002 08:05 am (UTC) (Link)
j0 r0xx.

Honestly. You made me break out in "leet"
bizarra From: bizarra Date: September 13th, 2002 08:10 am (UTC) (Link)

LOL

I'm laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes... this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. LOL
hcuz From: hcuz Date: September 13th, 2002 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)
That was awesome. Words fail me.
furikudanji From: furikudanji Date: September 13th, 2002 12:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
........::dies:: That was the best. Thank you. XD XD XD
kalciane From: kalciane Date: September 13th, 2002 12:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm curious who's which. =P
arex From: arex Date: September 13th, 2002 12:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
At least you won't have to worry about the cold Mid-western weather anymore. =P
zackfig From: zackfig Date: September 13th, 2002 08:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
*rotflmao*
udx From: udx Date: September 13th, 2002 08:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Snicker, snicker

Oh man, that cracks me up.
colley From: colley Date: September 13th, 2002 08:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
RJ, you are officiall the coolest guy I know.
From: (Anonymous) Date: September 14th, 2002 02:41 am (UTC) (Link)

I don't think I've ever read something that witty and chucklefesting in a while...

Seriously, I like the way you brought in other deities. Very amusing. ^_^

~Alex Magusaka
lassarina From: lassarina Date: April 27th, 2003 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's fucking hilarious!

*waves* Hihi, I'm a friend of Arekusu's :)
ladyareia From: ladyareia Date: May 27th, 2005 06:47 am (UTC) (Link)
That was really funny! Seriously, great job!
aikiariyen From: aikiariyen Date: May 27th, 2005 01:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
My friend linked you. Hilarious!
Your work?

If so, do you mind if I post it in damn_cool? Most of the members'll get a laugh.
arjei From: arjei Date: May 27th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, it's my work. (Too many overnight shifts and too much time in the cooler at work does that. :P)

And I don't mind where it gets posted, just as long as the usual props and such go along with it.
aikiariyen From: aikiariyen Date: May 28th, 2005 07:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Awesome, and the props were why I wanted to know if it was yours or someone elses. You should try stand-up comedy or something...
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