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Rita on CNN, and the LASER test.
I was the only person to ace the written test for the new system. Fear my knowledge on lasers, for lasers kick you ass and you know it.

Of course since I did a 100% on the test, the higher-ups have put me in the CP to draw pretty lines on the map for the lasers systems.

In other words: I'm a TOC bitch. ;p

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Anderson Cooper is in Beaumont, TX, which is currently being hit by the hurricane's eye wall. And he's out-fucking-side.

Anderson Cooper is an insane man.

I'm going to watch 360 more often. :P


(And hotel wifis still sucks.)


[EDIT @ 0131 MDT: Okay, most of the CNN reporters are insane. Because most are, apprently, insane enough to stand outside in a Cat 3.]

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From: quasipenfold Date: September 24th, 2005 08:46 am (UTC) (Link)
In other words: I'm a TOC bitch.

For those of us who don't know a MOS from a DD(X), a wha...?


Okay, most of the CNN reporters are insane. Because most are, apprently, insane enough to stand outside in a Cat 3.

Apparently, reporters are taught that they're immune to the events that they report. This would explain why they sound genuinely surprised that they risk being blown onto their ass in a live broadcast.
arjei From: arjei Date: September 24th, 2005 09:32 am (UTC) (Link)
TOC: Tactical Operations Center. IE: The tent/trailer/building where the commander and other assorted command personnel sit around, drinking coffee, and make "command decisions."

TOC bitches answer the radio, make the coffee, and generally do most of the grunt work.


Apparently, reporters are taught that they're immune to the events that they report. This would explain why they sound genuinely surprised that they risk being blown onto their ass in a live broadcast.

Actually whoever's in Lumberton for CNN has nearly been blow over a couple of times. I'm sitting here, going "C'mon Mama Nature! Knock him down!" ;p
arex From: arex Date: September 24th, 2005 10:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I specifically ordered Columbian! What's this decaf shit!? You're totally FIRED! You'll never use lasers to make coffee in this town again!
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From: brownkitty Date: September 24th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wish the weeding-out process for reporters went faster.
4 targets down / Shoot one off?