Sat, 23:22: Merry If-you-haven't-gotten-it-yet-you're-offi
cally-fuckedmas. Er, Merry Christmas.
Thu, 18:40: So long my GMC Jimmy. You've been good for nearly 138000 miles, but it's time for a new ride
Sun, 18:32: 10 hours of driving=very numb butt. (Tweet sponsored by the Alpha Battle Dragon Lords Against Forest Fires)