Side note for the

Would've posted sooner, but they just got their WiFi up and running again.
(Side note #2: It fucking SNOWED in every state I went through but VA. So fuck you Mother Nature.)
Sun, 11:50: I'm certain the only Sunday where I don't wind up pissed off will be one where I don't work
Tue, 10:14: Lesson for life: If you see the cashiers at a gas station run out and fill their cars up, gas is jumping up big time
Sat, 14:18: Next person to dump garbage in the charity bucket at work is going to get a donation of my fist to their face