Side note for the svam group that is or will be in the SW VA area for the wedding: Like I said, I left early to get away from the headache from home, so I'm currently here. The Quality Inn over by the US-460/I-80 interchange, (50 Hampton Blvd, to be exact.) room 115.
Would've posted sooner, but they just got their WiFi up and running again.
(Side note #2: It fucking SNOWED in every state I went through but VA. So fuck you Mother Nature.)