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I really don't fear what'll happen to me after I leave this world. - RJ's LJ - WTF is my way of life.
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I really don't fear what'll happen to me after I leave this world.
Back to making fun of religion, but a little different this time. The bible, story of creation. K1ng 1337 version. W00t.

D00d. 1st th3r3 wuz nuthin. Th3n g0d mad e th3 h34v3n and erath. It k1cked!!11!!!!. :)

& the earhet wuz dark. It wad erath beta. Versoin 0.1.0. so g0d m@de l1ght. & 1t roxxxor3d!

Then g0d netsplit the light and the darjk. And gave u the raeson fro GL0WST1CKS!!!11111!

Then g0d made teh s3a & the l@nd. And thn3 plants. KLike floewezrz, and peachse, and maryjo. THAT ROXORS! U now g0d rollz hiz owns. :P

Th3n g0d mdae the moon, sarts, and the EVLI DAYSTAR!!1!1!!! @nd he madde the son rool over the earht. He thouth it waz kewl. teh fag.

Then g0d mde animals. And t was kelw ‘cuz u hav lepord pirnt pants now. LOL. :D

D00d, th3n g0d made MAN! And gave hmi evertinhg th3er. Thn g0d axed “who’s yer dady?” amda siad u. g0d went ‘u bet, b1tch.’ Hehehehehehe.

Then g0d made chikz. Eve. She waz hawt. :9~~~~ but Adam got to bng her, the fag. Ev3's asknank n e way. >P

Them g0d cilled. Nd watchd footbAL. Raiderz kick ass. WJHOOOOOOO

Mind you, I’m Catholic and I write stuff like this. :P

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arex From: arex Date: October 13th, 2002 07:21 am (UTC) (Link)
And then man invented NERV, Evangelion Units and Rei Ayanami to counter God and please one specific Ayanami fanboy. And then the Japanese made hentai... ^_^ Uh...lolz. O_o;;
From: scifantasy Date: October 13th, 2002 07:59 am (UTC) (Link)

Here's a counterpoint--King 1337's Lord's Prayer

Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the f3i off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3n 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
hcuz From: hcuz Date: October 13th, 2002 10:00 am (UTC) (Link)
I would pay good money for one of those bibles.
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