April 24th, 2005


You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

Ye gods, day from... somewhere. I blame the moon on this one.


"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

I got pulled over for speeding tonight by a county cop. No, I did not make him chase me. First time getting pulled over since '02. But no ticket because one: Do you really want to fuck with the military? And two: The county cops get their cars washed for free at my car wash. And they're not dumb enough to fuck up a good thing.

... Hey, petty bribery works. :P


Some fucknut registered a domain (maxxuletz.net) with my family's name and address. This does not please me, for since it is "INTERNETS" related, my parents look at me first. I checked the domain first, it's bouncing/not connecting. Then I ran a WHOIS on the domain. Yes, most of that is my family's info. But the email addy's not. And I checked the Yahoo! profile on it. It be blank.

This is yet another thing to add to the slowly growing list of crap that is going on with my family and the Internet. First, my brother's AOL addy gets flagged for sending massive spam. (Which the only thing he does on there is IM his friends.) Netflix thinks that we owe them money, for someone used our address for an account. And now this.

I think I may needs to e-kill somebody. ;p

And, so everyone knows, my shit is registered in my name. Because it's my in-need-of-an-update-something-fierce shit. If my shit causes a fuck up, then I deal with it. I don't bring crap down unto my folks. Even though I'm the one dealing with almost everything computer related in my family whenever shit like this comes down.


I'll finish the rest of the replies to my last entry soon. Procrastinating Lazy Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear OTHER THINGS HAVE COME UP. *Ahem.* I'll get to them, soon.


... And I'll lay off the "Fear and Loathing" quotes too. :P