- Fri, 18:21: Realization: In 13 months we're going see if the world ends, or if we just had world's longest trolling courtesy of the Mayans
Sat, 23:22: Merry If-you-haven't-gotten-it-yet-you're-offi
cally-fuckedmas. Er, Merry Christmas.
Sun, 11:50: I'm certain the only Sunday where I don't wind up pissed off will be one where I don't work
Tue, 10:14: Lesson for life: If you see the cashiers at a gas station run out and fill their cars up, gas is jumping up big time