- ,Thu 10:53: "It's snowing, I think I'm going to cry." Bitch, this is winter in Chicago. SNOW IS NOT A NEW THING.
Mon, 09:29: ... I'm confused. https://t.co/Ayb95ZBv5H
Mon, 15:44: I keep getting scam/spam texts. So I started responding with dick pics. Not actual penis pics, but Dick Van Dyke, Cavett and such.…
Sat, 16:14: Me at work: You all need to be adults and be professional whenever you're here. Also me at work: *muffled guitar riffs play in the…