- Mon, 12:42: Roadside sobrity test for potheads: Funyuns, Mt Dew, a Xbox controller, & the question: What do you want to do?
Mon, 09:29: ... I'm confused. https://t.co/Ayb95ZBv5H
Mon, 15:44: I keep getting scam/spam texts. So I started responding with dick pics. Not actual penis pics, but Dick Van Dyke, Cavett and such.…
Sat, 16:14: Me at work: You all need to be adults and be professional whenever you're here. Also me at work: *muffled guitar riffs play in the…