- Thu, 16:46: What is it about petting a cat in your lap that makes you feel at ease, yet want to take over the world?
My tweets
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My tweets
Mon, 15:44: I keep getting scam/spam texts. So I started responding with dick pics. Not actual penis pics, but Dick Van Dyke, Cavett and such.…
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My tweets
Sat, 16:14: Me at work: You all need to be adults and be professional whenever you're here. Also me at work: *muffled guitar riffs play in the…
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My tweets
Thu, 16:36: Rightfully pissed on what happened in DC yesterday, but my worry is a bit more concerning. Now it's not what Trump has done that…
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