- Fri, 17:49: Today's combo special: Take the moon phase, add the date and we'll triple the supidity for no extra charge!
Sun, 11:50: I'm certain the only Sunday where I don't wind up pissed off will be one where I don't work
It's no longer "I don't want to hear my parents having sex." It's now "I don't want to know what Internet porn my parents are downloading."…
I finally got a ticket. Amazing enough it wasn't for speeding. Actually it was one of those road side checks, and I had forgot to print out my new…