- Sun, 08:54: Age does not beget wisdom, money does not buy intelligence, and education does not teach common sense. - Shit I've learned doing retail
,Thu 10:53: "It's snowing, I think I'm going to cry." Bitch, this is winter in Chicago. SNOW IS NOT A NEW THING.
Thu, 11:13: The US Naval Academy has a glee club. The US Army's glee club? Field Artillery. Because we're happy when shit goes BOOM
Thu, 14:27: As per yearly tradition here in Chicago: Fuck you mother nature