Since I'm a very odd man who if you keep on bugging me to do/get something uber-1337, like get this damned thing, I won't do it. Mainly to spite you, and because I'm reminded of all the reasons NOT to do it.
But don't bug me about it and it'll fester inside my mind. Kinda like a virus or a cheap Alien rip-off. and then I'll cave and do it. Hence this.
So, um, yeah. Check here for all the previous updates to my not-really-a-blog-oh-who-am-I-kidding-an