RJ Bachler (arjei) wrote,
RJ Bachler
arjei

Giftcards are teh 2 g00d.

Anyway, in my 23 and change years alive, I have learned a few things. One of them is you really cannot get a gift for a woman that she'll completely like. It's impossible. Even if you do everything right: Size, color, whatever, it's no guarantee. Hell, the damned thing could cost roughly the same amount as the GNP of Albania and you're still not even close to having a sure thing that she'll like it.

That's the one reason I like gift cards. You can get one, and just say "Honey, (baby, sweety, whatever. :P) I got you a gift card because if I got you [insert gift here], I *KNOW* I would've somehow, someway gotten it wrong. And that look of dissapointment on your face would've torn me up on the inside. This way, you can get whatever you want, because you know what is perfect for you... And I want nothing more that to see you happy." And that's it.

And if you don't get any after that, something's fucking wrong. :P
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