I got a "Dude, where's my car?" while crossing the parking lot to get into school today. Well, more specifically, "Dude, do you know where I parked my car?"
Dude, like I give a crap. Gave him a look of '...WTBF?' and 'Dammit, go die. NOW.', but I had my sunglasses on today, so he didn't see. :P
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