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Minor work rant: Little teenage dicktard, comes in and wants 1: to write a check with no ID, but he has a ticket. Manager will ok it (I'm against it. No ID, no checky-writey.) if it goes through the TeleCheck machine. Then said dicktard wants smokes, and that gets the no from the manager because that you do need an ID for, no matter what. She goes to put something away on the shelf, and then the young moron goes and sticks his head up his ass.

"Bitch." And then smiles at me all stupid-like, as if I'm going to agree with him.

Well, guess again.

Don't call the manager a bitch, expecially when said manager is my mom. Then don't try to cover it by saying you were calling the cops bastards, expecially when there's one behind you who just dealt with an accident about 5 minutes before you got there.

Just so y'all know: I'm loyal to my family and close friends to the point where it's both a strength and a weakness. I blame my parents for the morals that they gave me. (With minor tweaking by me. :P) If it wasn't my need to keep my paycheck and the insane military bearing crap I went through in boot camp, I might've jumped over the counter and beat the living fuck out of the idiot. (Then the military would came in handy again, because there's nothing like knowing how to hurt someone fast and hard. :P)

And I'm going (somewhat) blind, not deaf. I know the vocal difference between an 'a' and a 'i', fucknut.


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aruru From: aruru Date: April 17th, 2003 12:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did you glare at him and then tell him "Erm, that happens to be my mom, fucknut" after he smiled at you? It would've been priceless to see the immediate change in facial expression after that.
arex From: arex Date: April 17th, 2003 02:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
What should've happened is we should've taken him out to a back alley and beat the hell out of him. =P
tonberrykingiv From: tonberrykingiv Date: April 17th, 2003 02:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
If it makes you feel any better, I really like the sprite you made for me. Much appreciated.
chaoscheebs From: chaoscheebs Date: April 17th, 2003 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
My response would probably have been, "Dude! That's my _MOM_, ya little jerk! *whaps punk upside the head*"

Then again, if it was my mom, she might've whpped him upside the head before I would've gotten too. ^^;
arjei From: arjei Date: April 17th, 2003 05:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Even though I didn't jump the counter and beat the crap out of the kid, I did give tell him off, (along with massive amount of cursing) then kick him out of the store. And the cop was much obliged to send his happy ass on the way.

See, this is what you get when you type at 4 in the morning. You tend to forget stuff. :P
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