Case in point for the latter: I was giving directions to someone. Short version:
"Yeah, it's just 7 minutes north of here."
"It is? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! XD"
And the actually happened. In real life. In front of me. At work. At 12:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna go hide now.
[Wants] To pass final tomorrow: Pleaseohplease... "Eeeeeeee! XD": Honestly, what the HELL?