I want a Speak & 1337. I honestly do. I want to hear, in that grainy robo-voice that only a Speak & Whatever can do, say "d00d, taht r00ld!11!! 1t own0rzed j000!!!1!!! lol kthx"
I think I'm losing it. More so than usual. :P
Mon, 15:44: I keep getting scam/spam texts. So I started responding with dick pics. Not actual penis pics, but Dick Van Dyke, Cavett and such.…
Sat, 16:14: Me at work: You all need to be adults and be professional whenever you're here. Also me at work: *muffled guitar riffs play in the…
Thu, 16:36: Rightfully pissed on what happened in DC yesterday, but my worry is a bit more concerning. Now it's not what Trump has done that…