I think I started with a XPS or 8300 and went from there.
Pentium® 4 Processor at 3GHz w/800MHz front side bus/ HT Technology
Unit Price: 2,692.00
Floppy Drive and Additional Storage Devices: 3.5 in Floppy Drive
Mouse: Dell® 2-button scroll mouse
CD or DVD Burner for 2nd Bay: 8x DVD+R/+RW Drive with CD-RW (for purchase with 16X DVD-ROM Drive)
Sound Card: Sound Blaster Audigy 2 (D) Card w/DVD Audio and Dolby 5.1 capability
Multi-Media: Players RealOne Player, with 14 day SuperPass trial
Security Software: Dell SecurityCenter by McAfee, 90-day introductory offer
USB and Parallel Cables: Dell Black 10 Ft. USB Printer Cable
Dell Media Experience
Limited Warranty, Services and Support Options: 1 Year Limited Warranty plus 1 Year At-Home Service
Software Bundles: Microsoft Worksuite® including Money®
Operating System: Microsoft® Windows® XP Home Edition w/ Microsoft® Plus!
2nd Hard Drive: 250GB Serial ATA Hard Drive (7200RPM)
Memory: 1024MB DDR SDRAM at 400MHz
Monitor: 17 in (16 in viewable,.27dp) E773c CRT Monitor
Keyboard: Dell ® Quietkey ® Keyboard
Dell Printer Drivers: A920 All-In-One Inkjet Printer Driver
Digital Music: Dell Jukebox powered by MUSICMATCH
Dell Printers: Dell A920 Printer with 1 YR Advanced Exchange
Speakers: Altec Lansing® ADA745 4.1 Surround Sound Speakers w/ Subwoofer
Hard Drive: 250GB Serial ATA Hard Drive (7200RPM)
Network Interface: New Dell Gigabit Ethernet
CD or DVD Drive: 16 Max DVD-ROM Drive
Digital Photography: Dell Picture Studio, Combo Image Expert Premium and Paint Shop Pro
Enhanced Software for CD or DVD Burner: COMPLETE DVD/CD Burning,Copying,Backup-MyDVD Dlx and RecordNow(DVD+RW only)
Modem: 56K PCI Data/Fax Modem
Mail-In Rebate Offer Save $150 with mail-in rebate. Price shown before rebate.
Video Card: New 128MB DDR GeForce FX 5200 Graphics Card with TV-Out and DVI
Dial-Up Internet Access: 6 Months of EarthLink Internet Access (Will not be using, unless the cable goes out. :P)
Shipping Discount -$99.00
Estimated Tax $9.71
Total Price $2,712.71
Yeah, you read that right, twin 250GB hard drives, dual DVD-rom drives (One being a DVD-R/RW drive. :P), power that'll blow both the new laptop and the old tower away, and much, much more... Mwahahahaha.
First person to say "Dude, you're getting a Dell." DIES.