W0-fucking-0t baby! ^^
And since it a pass and not leave, I'll still be getting per diem while I'm gone. Mwahahaha.
Mon, 15:44: I keep getting scam/spam texts. So I started responding with dick pics. Not actual penis pics, but Dick Van Dyke, Cavett and such.…
Sat, 16:14: Me at work: You all need to be adults and be professional whenever you're here. Also me at work: *muffled guitar riffs play in the…
Thu, 16:36: Rightfully pissed on what happened in DC yesterday, but my worry is a bit more concerning. Now it's not what Trump has done that…