I'm also not safe for airborne shipment, but that can be ignored. :P
(I also know what the colors actually mean, due to staring at the damned diamond whenever I do propane or get the stuff to mix in the mop bucket at work. :P)
Or "How in the fuck did I become a brony oh fuck it let's use the Mane 6 as the crew." Hopefully these will open; it's my first time using Google…
Or "How Facebook and games on there have sucked out my soul and I should post to LJ to prove I'm not dead yet." Actually, I update Twitter (Which…
I have no idea why I find this so amusing, but I do. (Note: When they lower me into the grave, Keyboard Cat can play me off. :P)